Knittable Gag Gifts

OK, so I'm cruising through and reading the various blogs that I read when...

wait for it....

I came across The A.D.D. Knitter's latest post in regards to gag gifts. I got a good chuckle. Then reading the comments that were left on that post, had me rolling. Several people had commented on wanting to make the same gag gifts. Well, leave it to the media specialist in me to start searching for said patterns. Imagine my suprise when I found so many out there *OK, so those of you that know my peverse mind know I'm not really that suprised, but shhhhhhhh not everyone out there know me that well!*

Now I know most of us have probably seen all the cute thong lingerie patterns that are bombarding the knitting world right now. As cute as they look, I'm not one to spend all THAT much time *OK, THAT much time, what, like 3 minutes to connect the string pieces is a lot of time* knitting something like that just to have it ripped off my body in the heat of the moment *HA! Like that's going to be happening anytime soon, but shit a girl can have her fantasies can't she! Now shush and leave me to my fantasy*

Ooops, forgot I was in the middle of a post *mental note to get back to that fantasy later* Oh, where was I, oh yes, sex, no, no I mean gag gifts. That was it!

OK, so we've seen the thongs, and if you follow Cass's blog (Shut Up, I'm Counting) she led us to this lovely piece last week. Here's one more for ya in case you missed it.

Damn, I think I lost my train of thought, must be sex on the brain syndrome *no really! or rather from lack there of*

Anyhoo...

For you entertainment I present....

Funny

Funnier

Typically Funny after seeing that last two that is.

Hillariously Funny!

May have to make this one for Mr. X! For those of you following the Mr. X story, I'm sure you can make the connection.

Is there a special jackass in your life you need to make a gift for? *smaller will really fuck mess around with his ego*

So, how many will you be making for the office holiday parties this years?!